Sometimes a nice little treat doesn't do it. Sometimes you need to release some frustration first. Smash open an F-it / F-you cupcake, half-sphere, or heart. $55
Bad day at work? Someone piss you off in traffic? Need to release some anger? Say F* you, flip a finger, and chill with a treat. $10 each or 2 for $15.
KA-BOOM! Now who wouldn't like to smash open a BBC, Lorena?! It measures at least 10" high, 5" at the base and about 5" deep. $75